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Matthew’s Pastrami Sandwich

American Entree MATTHEW’S PASTRAMI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 8 slices rye, crusty deli bread, or French rolls* ⅓ cup Russian dressing 1½ pounds sliced pastrami** 4 slice Swiss cheese 2 cups coleslaw SPECIAL...

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Motivational Poster #7, Data Entry

Do data entry. Do it now.       – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D., motivator My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks...

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Candidate Paul Fights for American Motorists

Consider all the things that infuriate you every day. Does the present lot of politicians ever propose anything to help end such frustration? They do not. America clearly needs me to be its president....

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Techfind

Our forefathers and foremothers tamed the wild frontiers, desserts, and ocean armed only with: grit, the five senses, and above all, single-minded determination. The present batch of humanity is not...

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Dr. Paul’s Advice on Romance

People keep asking me, for no apparent reason, how to win a woman’s heart. This is an easy one. I can’t figure why there are so many books on the subject. So, how would I a woo a woman? Simple, cook...

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit

We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use our land line to beam a signal...

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Puos

The world teems with people unsure of the plural form of puo. This uncertainty dates back the Elizabethan Era. Astoundingly enough, there’s no word that means more than one puo. It’s time to correct...

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Freet

Sometimes a word comes about just because linguists slur together two words. In today’s blog, we celebrate such an occurrence. The first two letters “fr” are from the word “freezer” which is an...

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Nomogofo

Sometimes a word is so useful and necessary that it has been crying in the ether to be coined. Once used, we all wonder, “It’s so obvious now. How do we ever get along without that word?” In today’s...

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Nasal Excavation

How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a party you didn’t really want to attend. You gravitate to a corner of the room. You have nothing to do to pass the time. So you pick your nose. Even...

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